Need the perfect ugly Christmas sweater, but haven't a clue where to find one, or what kind will suit you best (or worst)?
Over the years and throughout my travels, I've found many a crazy jumper. Or, I've knit one myself. Or, I've patched one together in an attempt to win a prize. Or... well, you get the jist.
These are my favorite ugly Christmas sweaters, 2017 edition. All *should* be available from the sellers I've linked to - feel free to post more links in the comments or let me know if something isn't available.
There's awkward... and then there's AWKWARD.
These ugly Christmas sweaters toe the line between hilarious and cringe-worthy, and in a few cases, downright scary.
Grab one of these when you definitely want to be noticed, or, want to have complete strangers come up to you all night, starting random conversations. If nothing else, these are fantastic icebreakers for singles!
Yea, I get it. You miss the 'old days', even if that was just a week ago. So you want to wear a fugly sweater that just happens to honor your wacked interests in TV, movies, and/or culture. Hilariously, there's lots of options for you!
When you want to spread mirth and cheer throughout the holidays, you grab one of these hilarious options to spread joy and wonder. And lots of beer spat in laughter all over you.
Sure, you want a sweater that stands out this holiday season. So why not take the awkward, rude and just plain silly, and wrap it all up in some sex appeal? C'mon, you know you want to.
This section had me gagging. Just a teensy bit.
Yea, they aren't THAT bad, and yet... don't say I didn't warn you before you clicked.
Most of these ugly Christmas sweaters offer up something different - perhaps moving parts, or sounds and effects. Or, they were just so out there, I had nowhere else to list them.
If you're still with me... and laughing... then you're probably waiting for the perfect ugly Christmas sweater that will possibly offend (many), and make others flock to you like elves to unicorn poop. You're welcome.
If you're crafty, you're probably not on this page. Still, you technically *could* learn to knit, sew, crochet or otherwise create your own masterpiece. Right?