The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater List To Help You Stand Out This Holiday

Yea, I get it. You miss the 'old days', even if that was just a week ago. So you want to wear a fugly sweater that just happens to honor your wacked interests in TV, movies, and/or culture. Hilariously, there are lots of options for you!

• The Grinch
• Transformers
• Oscar the Grouch
• Group Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Sesame Street
• Marvel Comics
• Star Trek
• She-Ra and He-Man
• Simpsons
• T-Rex Opening Presents
• 3 Clever Girls, aka Jurassic Park
• Krampus
• Santa Hat Darth Vader
• Grinch Face

When you want to spread mirth and cheer throughout the holidays, you grab one of these hilarious options to spread joy and wonder. And lots of beer spat in laughter all over you. 

• A Gift.... To All Women
• Ho times 3
• Spoiler Alert: Santa is not Real
• Bah Hum Pug
• I'm With Scrooge
• Ninja Lights
• The Original Hipster (Santa)
• Snowman Nose Thief
• Drunk Santa
• Rudolf Glowing Nose
• Nutcracker
• Wienter is Here
• Granny Got It
• Ninja Snowman
• Poopin' Moose
• Crappy Holidays
• Santa Riding a Unicorn
• Naughty (pictured) or Nice 
• Fruit Cake

Sure, you want a sweater that stands out this holiday season. So why not take the awkward, rude and just plain silly, and wrap it all up in some sex appeal? C'mon, you know you want to.

• X-Rated Santa's Been Naughty
• Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
• When I Think About You I Touch My Elf
• One Night Only Santa (Lights Up)
• Reindeer Climax (pictured)
• Snow's Out Ho Ho Ho's Out 
• Where's Ma Ho Ho Ho's At?
• Reindeer Threesome
• Sexy Women
• Pole Dancing Elves
• Mrs. Clause on the Stripper Pole

This section had me gagging. Just a teensy bit. Uh, not in a good way.

Yea, they aren't THAT bad, and yet... don't say I didn't warn you. Happy clicking! 

• Poinsettias and Plaid (pictured)
• Squirrelly Lights
• Grandma Made It, Right?
• Like Christmas Threw Up On Me
• Ornaments and Candy Canes
• Rein-Bears (a 6-pack of 'beers')
• Unicorn Rudolf
• Ornament Craziness
• Rainbow Tree

Most of these ugly Christmas sweaters offer up something different - perhaps moving parts, or sounds and effects. Or, they were just so out there, I had nowhere else to list them. 

• Cats Caroling
  
• Creeping Santa (Santa actually moves!)
• Crackling Fireplace (lights up)
• Knit Crackling Fireplace (lights up)
• Zombie Santa
• Oh, Christmas Tree (lights up)
• Rudolf Gets Turned On (lights up)
• Laser Cat-Zillas (there should be lasers! There aren't any) (pictured)
• Gassy Santa (with sound effects)
• Looks like Cocktails... (with a pocket to hold your drink)
• Crazy Cat Man (with bells)
• The Gift of Tacos
• Sharks in Sweaters
• 3D Moose
• Plumber's Butt / Naked Male Chest (pictured below after the article)

If you're still with me... and laughing... then you're probably waiting for the perfect ugly Christmas sweater that will possibly offend (many), and make others flock to you like elves to unicorn poop. You're welcome.

• Ask Your Mom If I'm Real
• Jingle Bros (Jesus and Santa) (pictured)
• Go Jesus, It's Your Birthday
• Excited Snowman
• Feel the Joy
• Deadpool (okay, not THAT obnoxious...)

You know you want to.... so why not throw a themed shindig, so that your friends can show off their horrible attire right along with you?

• Kit for People Who Forget their Sweaters Should be Horrifically Ugly (pictured all decked out)
• Party Banner
• Ballot Box
• Centerpiece
• 'Danglers' 
• Rosette Award

If you're crafty, you're probably not on this page. Still, you technically *could* learn to knit, sew, crochet or otherwise create your own masterpiece. Right?

• Christmas Pudding (knitting​)
• Christmas Past (knitting)
• Christmas Pullover (knitting)
• Multiple Variations on Christmas Jumpers (knitting)
• Santa Sitting on the Toilet (knitting) (pictured)
• Christmas Elf (knitting)
• 'Cheeky' Bah Humbug (knitting)
• Reindeer (knitting)
• Tacky Christmas Sweater (crochet)
• Minion Christmas Sweater (crochet)
• Darth Vader Christmas Sweater (crochet)
• 15 DIY Christmas Sweaters
• DIY Christmas Sweater (YouTube video)