Need the perfect ugly Christmas sweater, but
Over the years and throughout my travels, I've found many a crazy Christmas jumper. Or, I've knit one myself. I've even patched one together
All of that's to say - I've worn my fair share of awkward, ugly, weird, and downright offensive holiday outfits.
These are my favorite ugly Christmas sweaters. "Favorite," meaning, they fit my personal criteria: ugly, funny, unique, silly, or something that makes me spit out my tea.
All *should* be available from the sellers I've linked to. Post more links in the comments (or link to a photo of you wearing one!). Let me know if something isn't available, and I'll update.
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There's awkward... and then there's AWKWARD.
These ugly Christmas sweaters toe the line between hilarious and cringe-worthy, and sometimes, downright scary.
Grab one of these when you definitely want to
Yea, I get it. You miss the 'old days', even if that was just a week ago. So you want to wear a
When you want to spread mirth and cheer throughout the holidays, you grab one of these hilarious options to spread joy and wonder. And lots of beer spat in laughter all over you.
Sure, you want a sweater that stands out this holiday season. So why not take the awkward, rude and just plain silly, and wrap it all up in some sex appeal? C'mon, you know you want to.
This section had me gagging. Just a teensy bit. Uh, not in a good way.
Yea, they aren't THAT bad, and yet... don't say I didn't warn you. Happy clicking!
Most of these ugly Christmas sweaters offer up something different - perhaps moving parts, or sounds and effects. Or, they were just so out there, I had nowhere else to list them.
If you're still with me... and laughing... then you're probably waiting for the perfect ugly Christmas sweater that will possibly offend (many), and make others flock to you like elves to unicorn poop. You're welcome.
If you're crafty, you're probably not on this page. Still, you technically *could* learn to knit, sew, crochet or otherwise create your own masterpiece. Right?
I *really* want to see all of your creations, suggestions, and ideas.
Maybe you have a DIY ugly Christmas sweater blog
Perhaps you're more of a 'buy it' kinda jolly person. That's cool too. Pictures, dammit!
Or, and I really hope there
I'm finishing up a piece about ugly Christmas sweaters you can only find on Etsy, which take this whole concept to a brand-new level. Until then, my friends. Stay ugly. Or jolly. You pick.
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